“Mom,” Ashley shouted. “We’re home!”
“I can hear that,” said Ashley’s mother as she came down the stairs from her office upstairs. Mrs. Enright was a public relations consultant who worked from home for clients in Boston and New York. Right now, she was working on the Donnybrook Days project for the town. She was writing a history of Donnybrook and collecting recipes for a Donnybrook cookbook.
“Mom, we found something for you at the garage sale,” said Ashley as she followed her mother into the kitchen.
“Oh no,” said Mr. Enright who was sitting at the kitchen table working on a model ship. “I hope you didn’t buy her a garage, because we already have one.”
Ashley just gave her father a look and rolled her eyes as her father laughed at his own joke.
“I’m glad to see that you crack yourself up, dear,” said Gram as she walked into the kitchen.
“Yes,” said Ashley’s mother. “He’s his best audience.”
“Nobody gets me,” said Ashley’s father throwing up his hands up in the air. “I’m surrounded by women and nobody gets me.”
“Oh,” said Ashley’s mother. “We get you, alright. It’s just that your jokes are not all that funny.”
“Well,” Ashley’s father said with a snort. “I’ll just keep my jokes to myself!”
“Thank YOU,” said Ashley, her mother and Gram in unison. Then, they all laughed and Ashley’s father joined in the laughter.
“Alright,” he said. “I’ll try and knock it off with the corny jokes. Seriously, what did you find at the garage sale?”
“I found this leather case full of letters,” said Ashley.
“Letters?” asked her father. “What’s so special about letters?”
“I don’t know, exactly,” said Ashley. “But, I thought there might be something interesting in there for Mom’s Donnybrook Day project.”
“Oh, I see,” said Ashley’s father nodding his head.
“Ashley,” said her mother. “That was very thoughtful of you. I’m sure there’ll be something interesting in there.”
“I think there might be,” said Gram. “The man who was having the garage sale said that his family’s been in Donnybrook for years.”
“I can’t wait to go through the papers,” said Ashley’s mother. Then she paused, looked at her husband and exclaimed, “Oh no, don’t tell me.”
“I’m afraid so,” said Ashley’s father. “Do you know where the nail polish remover is?”
“Why does Dad need nail polish remover?” asked Ashley.
“Because, once again, he’s glued his finger to the mast of the ship,” said her mother.
Her father had a sheepish look on his face and then held up his finger. Sure enough, the mast of the model ship that he was making was glued to his finger.